So many funny jokes come to mind. Ill just let you come up with your own. I mean, the first dude out of the gate will probably have at least 20 jokes on his own.
“You can see the reason why he made it all the way to the championships. His form is phenomenal”
“The Impaler” - OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO - BANNED BY MTV!
I am still not sure why MTV banned this video. Is it the hot chicks? Is it the scenes of Hell? Is it the fact that the band pokes fun at type of bands that MTV does promote? Who knows. Bottom line, this is a bad ass video, for a pretty brutal song. Winds of Plague are a great band, and nice people. I hope that their video being banned helped get them some extra attention, because they deserve it.
So 3Oh!3 are playing the last song at Warped Tour somewhere, and Katy Perry can’t handle them getting more attention than her, so she runs out on stage, wearing some hideous frumpy outfit, does some skank dances, and then at the end of the song, decides to jump her suburban white girl ass out into the crowd. Well, all of this is fine to her, until the minute she hits the hands of the crowd and probably realizes
“Oh Shit, I dont know the first thing about crowd surfing or stage diving. I should have paid more attention to Courtney Love back in the 90s…”
She ends up with her legs in the air, spread, and her girl junk rubbing all over the hands and elbows of every horny little 303 fan in the crowd. Further more, her face is rubbed over all of the aforementioned boys “horny area”
Somehow her people pull her back, and she makes into the camera pit, slightly embarrassed, a little violated, and with only one thought in her head: Never again, will Katy Perry Stage Dive.
This homegirl needs to hold on a little tighter to her man. Ha Ha. He does a wheely and someone had a camera, that is how Girl Falls Off Bike is born!
These little kids scratch the day away like their name was DJ Clue or some other equally famous dj.
