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3OH!3 - Katy Perry stage dive

So 3Oh!3 are playing the last song at Warped Tour somewhere, and Katy Perry can’t handle them getting more attention than her, so she runs out on stage, wearing some hideous frumpy outfit, does some skank dances, and then at the end of the song, decides to jump her suburban white girl ass out into the crowd. Well, all of this is fine to her, until the minute she hits the hands of the crowd and probably realizes
“Oh Shit, I dont know the first thing about crowd surfing or stage diving. I should have paid more attention to Courtney Love back in the 90s…”
She ends up with her legs in the air, spread, and her girl junk rubbing all over the hands and elbows of every horny little 303 fan in the crowd. Further more, her face is rubbed over all of the aforementioned boys “horny area”
Somehow her people pull her back, and she makes into the camera pit, slightly embarrassed, a little violated, and with only one thought in her head: Never again, will Katy Perry Stage Dive.